Showing posts with label FUNNY SHIT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY SHIT. Show all posts

Monday, February 24, 2014

The Unknown Caller


Hello?
VOICE IN STAB
Hello.

CASEY IN "STAB" 
Who is this?

VOICE IN "STAB"
You tell me.

CASEY IN "STAB"
No, really who is this?

MAUREEN
Bitch hang up the phone up and Star 69 his ass! Damn!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

R&B Divas LA Episode 9 (Reunion Part 1)


If you want to bump the rating for a reality show hire talk show host Wendy William. Wendy the cast of R&B Divas LA rocking back and forward in their seating hoping not to be put on blast. But you know Wendy keeps it straight forward and will repeat her question if you ever decide to walk around the question.

The Divas business was put on front street from the jump. Drama Fans didn't even think was there came flying on stage as Wendy made sure do what the show producers hired her to do.... "Be very Messy". I was thrown back at the remark about Kenny Lattimore. See for yourself inside...

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Love And Hip Hop Atlanta – Episode 9 – Damaged And Deranged

"Check this out, we don't have no deal," says Stevie. Joseline isn't trying to hear it. "Maybe if you stop chasing p---y around town you could get my deals to go through the correct way." And she can't fathom how he can even have sex with other women since she has sex with him for 20 hours straight. "Your d--- not raw?" Stevie's had enough and walks out with his Kanye backpack.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Celebrity Look Alike

Someone posted this picture on Facebook after Monday night show of Love & Hiphop Atlanta and you can see by the Likes... They was clowning. Y'all lay off Traci Steele because she is good peeps! On the other hand, she does look related to R.Kelly. lol

Monday, June 10, 2013

Chad “Ochocinco” slapped his lawyer on his butt?!?!

This goofy motherfucker will be slapping other dudes on the ass for the next 30 days after a Judge deleted his plea deal with no jail time for head butting his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada last year. Johnson took to his Twitter for one last tweet before he was hauled off to jail. “Love me through the good and the bad because I’m gone love you regardless… See you in 30…”

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Free Birth Control!!!!

I don't know how many times I have to tell you hot in the pants bitches that spreading your legs to every man you meet comes with a PRICE! Nashville, TN Father of 22 children by 14 Women gives a interesting interview. Are you ready for the directions to the nearest drug store?

R&B Divas Season 2 Episode 6

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Real Husbands of Hollywood Episode 11 (Reunion Special)

At first I wasn't feeling the scripted comedy "Real Husbands of Hollywood" but after watching the reunion special on some fly by night ish, the show so very entertaining. If you're working late with nothing better to do you should check out the video inside.

When Will He Make You His Girlfriend?

Why is it so difficult for a woman to get a man to commit? Are men really that picky, that indecisive, that complex that we can’t be locked down? Hell no. The problem is that some women have become so accommodating and submissive to the guys they’re in lust with that they give them the girlfriend experience for free. It’s ironic, females hold all  power and will turn down ten niggas in a row who aren’t their type, but when a guy is her type, she gives up her power and melts in his hand.

Putting you up on Game: How to Compete with Hoes

I know you're like "ain't nobody got time for that!" but if you have time to read our blog you have time for us to put you up game. I'm sick of you broke-down tired birds running around man because you can't get or keep a man attention long enough before some Hoe come marching in and run off with the dude you was so in love with. BG2.com got your solutions inside.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Are you Lonely?

tumblr_m6klhvAcgT1rn79eio1_400 Stop asking God why you're longly because the answer is right in front of you! You're longly because you think you're God's gift to the world and everyone you meet owe you shit. News flash bitch, you better think again!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Video : Diddy Supports "Harlem Shake" - Harlem Shake Frontier Flight 157

Not everybody in Harlem is thrilled about Baauer's "Harlem Shake," but the New York neighborhood's most famous man -- Diddy -- says he supports the dance craze.

Signs and Symptoms of a Crazy Bitch!

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 Word is she live here in Atlanta and she like to make her move on guys she know is out of her lead. She likes to follow her prey until the perfect time to fuck up his life. She hates Beyonce because all the men rave about her. But don't let her fool you, that bitch sings all Bey songs. Last I heard she was between her 6th job in two years. The last men she was with left her because she threw a TV remote at his head. Needless to say, she had a background check on dude entire family without his knowledge. How do I know all this you ask?

DEAD GIVEAWAY – Hero Charles Ramsey Songified!

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Charles Ramsey sing Beyonce's 1+1 out side his home in Cleveland, Ohio. Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland dishwasher who heard a scream, kicked in a door and rescued three women from horrific captivity, stepped out of a white Rolls-Royce on U Street NW Friday night and seconds later was on Alex Soto’s Facebook page.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Monday, April 29, 2013

Rainy Day for Med 7

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911 where is your emergency?
What would you do if you were riding down the street and saw a ambulance speeding down the street with the doors wide open? lol