Why spend $125 on, I don’t know, a bill when you can spend it on one basic ass, very loose (Kardashian koochie loose), Kanye-designed white cotton t-shirt that you can get six of at Target for $13.99? You were going to burn that $125 in your checking account anyway so you might as well just spend it on a white piece of Kanye’s ego instead. Besides, you’d own a piece of history since Kanye is obviously saving the white t-shirt industry.
Kanye designed (aka went to American Apparel, pointed at a hoodie and told them to make that but in cotton from Egypt) a line for A.P.C. and it all went on sale over the weekend. Because people just love to waste money on stupid, overpriced shit, most of everything sold out and A.P.C. is taking pre-orders for the next delivery. There’s a grey, short-sleeved hoodie for $250 and a pair of basic jeans for $265.
I saw a comment on another site about this mess and they said that Kanye selling a basic white t-shirt for $125 is artistic commentary on the grossness of consumerism. Or something like that. No, bitch, Kanye selling a $125 t-shirt is his way of keeping his head up his own ass while keeping a bunch of money in his checking account. It’s also his way of GOOP-ing the fuck out.
And unless that t-shirt washes itself, dries itself, folds itself and will walk to me when I clap (a good feature for when you have a quickie one-night-stand and can’t find your clothes in the dark), I’d rather spend $125 on 30 boxes ofTWINKIEEEEEES.
Foot Locker anyone?
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