Thursday, June 27, 2013

Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke-up again

You Know how it goes... Kat Von D and DeadMau5′s crotch crabs can return the tuxedos and gowns they rented, because the under-water themed wedding of the year is canceled and is never going to happen. “I am turning inside/out with SHOCK” said every single one of us, because we all thought that they’d last longer than a herp breakout in August.
I mean, he proposed on Twitter with a picture of an engagement ring. If that isn’t the sign of true forever love, then I don’t know what is. But sadly, just like Vanilla Gorilla before him, DeadMau5 broke Kat’s heart when he broke his tattooed mouse dick on a side slut’s crotch. Kat said on Twitter today that another fiancé has bit the dust:

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